THE U.S. Census Bureau has just released its new statistical abstract. According to the study, here's how the average adult or teen will spend his or her time in 2007:

• 65 days in front of the TV;
• 41 days listening to the radio;
• A little over a week on the Internet;
• A week reading a daily newspaper; and
• Another week listening to recorded music.

I have just one question: Who the hell are these people? Nobody I know.